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FUCK I WAS ALMOST KILLED BY A CRAZY TRIANGLE PLATE DRIVER!!
That mother fucking son of a bitch blared past me even though it was a red light and the green man was flashing!
There I was, in the middle of the road when I saw the headlights approaching at 100kph. At least.
It was as though I was rooted to the ground.
I couldn't move forward nor backwards.
All I could do was stand paralysed, wondering if the car was going to hit me..
I thought human instinct would take over and I would hurl myself out of harm's way but no, it never happened.
They say your life flashes past your eyes right before you die.
Well, since I didn't 'see' anything, maybe it was a sign my time wasn't up yet.
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Someone else's time was up though.
Less than a hundred metres behind the spot I stood, someone committed suicide by jumping off a block.
The area was roped off and you could see a white sheet covering the body..
Police were buzzing around; lots of nosey people were peering out of their windows.
Imagine if I were to get hit... the police would have a field day.
2 different deaths in the same neighbourhood at the same time.
The Reaper must be roaming the streets shopping for his X'mas gifts..
Perhaps there wasn't a discount on my head and he placed me back on the shelf =/
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Of all the terrible gifts I received, this has got to be the icing on the cake.
I almost celebrated Christmas in a coffin..
Nice cross reference to the recent vampire movie Twilight..
Except they didn't sleep in coffins~
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What else could go wrong this holiday?
~*~*~* Less than a metre to death *~*~*~